Confused about why we're in Morocco and not Turkey? Start reading here and here.
So, J's given you a bit more background on why we're on a completely different continent than we're supposed to be. That leaves it up to me to tell you how we got there (unless J decides to chime in on this too).
Right at the beginning, Turkey started to get its revenge on us for leaving. It was sad to leave our apartment, and as if to add insult to injury, the Ankara train station is located across the street from an amusement park. Seriously, an amusement park.
Once we were in the airport and looking for the line to check in, we noticed something peculiar about our tickets. In the US, we show everything in AM and PM. However, the Europeans, always out to have more practical measurements, keep counting up to 24:00. So right now, I'm writing this at 21:53. Well, we realized at the airport that our tickets did not say that we would be taking off at 1:35 PM, but at 1:35. It was only then that we realized the check in counter opened at 22:35 the day before.
We were crushed. We were supposed to be at our hotel in Rabat within just twelve hours, and now we realized that we didn't even have a valid plane ticket. We were exhausted, J was nauseous, we had no ticket, and we had no place to stay. Just going on was probably one of the hardest things I have ever done. I would say the same for J too, but she’s faced a lot more problems in her day and she’s a lot braver than I am. Speaking for myself, I had to fight repeatedly the urge to break down into sobs. We had invested a great deal of time, effort, and money to get as far as we had, and now we were faced with the prospect of putting in a whole lot more.
So, J's given you a bit more background on why we're on a completely different continent than we're supposed to be. That leaves it up to me to tell you how we got there (unless J decides to chime in on this too).
| There's no reason for this to be here except that we took it in Turkey, and we thought it was fun. Not sure what Nas means in Turkish, but I'd like to think it means "Rocket." |
We left our apartment at about 8:30 PM on Monday night. We were, upon leaving, completely exhausted. J was exhausted because a bad bed combined with a ten mile trek the previous day had left her in some of the worst pain she's had in quite some time. I was exhausted because while J was busy packing and cleaning, I had spent much of the day out and about running various errands. Well, I didn't actually run, but I walked a great deal.
Anyway, so we're exhausted. Not realizing that we would be moving to Morocco within a month of arriving in Turkey, we had backed five bags. All of those bags, now repacked (with two of them filled with expendable items, because we weren't sure what our baggage allowance was), had to be loaded into a taxi and taken to Ankara's main train station. The loading isn't so bad, but everything in between is not fun. J had two large rolling bags weighing in at about eighty-eight pounds. I had two rolling bags and a duffle bag which weighed in at well over a hundred pounds. I only managed by putting the duffle onto the larger rolling luggage, which put a hundred pounds on one arm. Oh, and yeah, we both had back packs with our laptops in them too.
| Seriously, an amusement park with rides and everything. |
We waited a few hours at the station, then were able to board our train: the Ankara Express. It's a sleeper train from Ankara to Istanbul, where our flight was (there didn't seem to be a whole lot of traffic between Turkey and Morocco, and we were happy to get what we did). I slept fine, but I woke up around six in the morning, and J barely got any sleep at all. When we got to the station, we broke our fast with a couple bagels. So we were tired and underfed as we dragged our bags off the train and into a taxi.
The ride from the train station to the airport was not a pleasant one. There are a great many cars on Turkey's roads, and their taxi drivers seem to be correspondingly aggressive. I was alright, but J's motion sickness was bad by the time we got to the airport.
| We don't really have many photos from this portion of the trip. So here's the train station. Gar means station. |
Fortunately, the airport we were at provided free internet, and we were able to strategize our next moves. We booked a hotel, looked up bus schedules, and a two hour bus ride and a one hour taxi drive later we had all of our things settled in a hotel room for the night.
past three nights. I was fully recovered from the taxi ride. I was barely functioning, and I was in much better condition than J was when she looked up public transportation in Istanbul, booked our hotel, and found us a flight for the next day for only a mildly bank busting fare. She did it because she’s done almost all of that kind of work for all of our trips, because she’s one of the most capable and hardworking people I’ve ever had the privilege of knowing. The fact that she did it in the state she was just goes to prove that she’s also the strongest person I know. I would say I don’t know what I would have done without her there, but the truth is I never would have made it so far. I am the luckiest man in the world, and I don’t mind telling you either.
(Note, when I read the preceding paragraph to J, her response was, “Suck up.” Can I just say that I also married the funniest woman in the world, as well)
| Look! Another Turkish flag! And yes, I was very tired when I wrote these captions. Why do you ask? |
So anyway, J got us a hotel five minutes from Istanbul’s other airport (the two are almost as far apart as you can get in Istanbul, they’re literally on separate continents). It goes without saying we were tired, but I’m going to say it anyway. We were very, very tired. It was in this context that we read the note on our hotel mirror, that while the tap water was fine for brushing teeth, it was not drinking water
That would have been fine, except that the hotel charged five Turkish Lira for a half liter bottle of water. For context, a half liter is about the size of bottles in the states (maybe a bit smaller, I’m not sure), and five Turkish Lira is about $3.30. To give that further context, the same bottle would cost .35 Turkish Lira in the grocery store or .50 Turkish Lira almost anywhere else.
At this point, I want to say something about greed. Greed is charging ten times the retail value of an item essential for human survival, and then telling your guests that they are not allowed to bring in their own food or drinks. Greed is charging more than 13 dollars, dollars mind you, for a can of Red Bull. Greed is charging a price because you can, and it, like other degrading evils is best met with nonviolent protest. In our case, nonviolent protest consisted of going to the shopping center across the street, buying two 1.5 liter bottles for one Turkish Lira each, and then thoroughly hydrating ourselves with the banned items in our hotel room.
Just writing all this out makes me tired, so, on that note I’ll end for now. I’ll complete the rest of this saga later.